Kenneth Rules!!! 

Kenneth Rules!!!

I just have to say, Kenneth, you rule. I love reading your comments on zach braff's garden state blog. I hope you lose the weigth. I can't imagine what it must be like for you being 400 pounds and trapped in a pink track suit. I myself am a bit heavy, weight in at 150 pounds. I know thats not as mush as 400 pounds. But I imagine you are a tall guy, while I am a sort of short, standing only 3 feet 39 inches tall.

If you even manage to get the track suit off let me know. My mom's anniversary of the first time she saw elvis at 7-11 is coming up and I thought I could buy it off you. She needs a new car cover.

Send me a copy of your screenplay if ever you get over your writers block. Just an idea, if you need a good villian to fight the confetti man in the last sence, how about a evil squirl with only one arm and an inflamed belly button.

Keep up the good work, you represent man.

Mike the balloon guy.